How to be a Pirate

Ahoy landlubber! Come with me. Board me ship upon the sea! Not a pirate? Don't know how? Ye can learn to be one now! Little landlubbers get to earn their sea legs on a pirate ship amidst the goofiest pirates ever. There's lingo to learn (Gangway! Blimey! Yo-ho-ho!) a pirate look to choose (Pick a parrot for your arm. Every pirate's lucky charm!) and most importantly pirate rules to learn (No more toothpaste! Farewell bath! Once ye choose the pirate path!).This rollicking read-aloud will be a hit among boys girls and parents alike!